GOON WARS

1v1 Arena Shooter

GOON ONE
PISTOL
ROUND 1
VS
CROSSFIRE
GOON TWO
PISTOL

ENTER THE ARENA

Two goons, one cramped arena, five rounds. Every round you both get a random weapon from an eleven-gun arsenal, so the matchup never plays the same way twice.

GOON ONE WASD move  ·  Space shoot
You shoot the way you're running.
GOON TWO ↑←↓→ move  ·  / or Enter shoot
Esc pause · P pause

How to play

🎯

You shoot where you run

There's no mouse aim. Your goon fires in the direction he last moved, so footwork is aiming. Tap a direction, then tap fire.

🧱

Cover is everything

Bullets die on walls. Peek a corner, trade a shot, slide back. Standing in the open middle lane is how goons become legends — briefly.

🩹

Crates heal 35

Green crates drop into the arena every few seconds. They heal 35 HP, and your rival wants it more than you do.

🔫

Random loadout every round

Eleven guns in rotation: pistol, SMG, shotgun, sniper, blaster, minigun, magnum, burst rifle, flak cannon, the one-shot railgun, and The Nutter — fires chunky white rounds that burst into a paint splatter on impact. Both goons re-roll a fresh weapon each round.

🏆

First to 5 rounds

Each kill takes a round. Health and positions reset, spawns swap sides, and the loser of the round gets the first move back.

The arena

Five maps in rotation

Crossfire, Open Pit, Bunker Row, Diamond and The Gauntlet. A fresh layout is dealt every round — tight corridors, open ground, diamond cover — so your angles never stay the same twice.

The CPU goon

He keeps his distance, strafes around cover, only fires when he has a clean line, and leads his shots. He is not polite about health crates.

Phone friendly

On touch screens you get a thumbstick and a fire button, and the CPU match loads by default. Two-player needs a keyboard.

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